"if it is negative, then you must make it really really scathing and
vicious. go all out. why not?"
Well I am proud to report that those gals did not fail to deliver. I was their first review and they really let me have it!!! Here are some of the juicy gems from their review.
I couldn't wait to post our first review, thinking in my small and obviously mistaken mind that it would be a 10 out of 10 and all would be well in this world. I was wrong. Very wrong. [FYI: I got a tragic 2 out of 10!]
Oranges - who the heck wants to see oranges on someones blog? Unless you're living in Florida or are a tree grower in your previous life, ditch the oranges.
Then I get a little hope as I move on to the content. Its merely so-so with a little hint of excitement. Granted the woman just had a baby but can we please just add a little pizazz into the writing??
Now, I'm not a fan of overused sidebars, but this has nothing - nothing I say! Go ahead, show us your personality! Show us a button, a blinkie, anything!
Anyway, if you want to start your morning with a bit of a nasty sting to your cheek and a nice dose of low-self esteem (for 2 seconds) I definitely recommend submitting your site. I mean, after reading this, their first review, wouldn't people be just gagging to say "me next, pur-leeeeeease!" Clever move on their parts, don't you think?