Two British Passports for your lovely boys (so that they can actually Live in England Legally): $350
One Spousal Visa for Spousal Unit Who is Totally Spousal and so Really Should be Legal too: $1050
Various photos from Kinkos for various visas and passports ("can we suggest JC Penney's for the infant photo, we really don't specialize in those...well. If you insist."): $55
Air Tickets for family of 4 (one on lap): $2,000
"Cargo" Ticket for Doggie (who had better effing know how effing lucky her stinking ass is): $1,500
Vet bills for above dog to get her certified rabies free...: who the fuck knows????
Realtor Fees for Realtor who might be able to sell the house, maybe for this price: $Fucking shitloads
Shipping life's possessions because it's actually cheaper than buying all new at some UK based IKEA: $2,000-$5,000
Deposit and first month's rent on accommodation in UK as of yet to be secured. $Also shitloads.
5 quarts of Mrs Butterworth's Syrup I realize today we had better buy as they sure as shit do not have that in the UK. Oh and I had better buy some Monistat while I'm at it, as you need a prescription (and exam) to get it there: $let's say $150
Mental power tallying as of yet unthought of costs that will surely surely cost millions...: Who knows?
....Fat bottle of Irish Whisky to CHUCK LIBERALLY DOWN ONE'S GULLETT WHILST WATCHING AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
(and also learning that where you are moving to currently has air tickets to Dublin for 49p ($1)