"Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias.
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states. And I cannot wait to see how the Washington Post spins that one tomorrow. I believe in democracy. I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit."
I am completely pillaging this from a post by the much-more-with-it i-obsess (currently "dating" Colbert;-) from her I learned that they let Steve Colbert do a speech in for the White House Correspondent's Dinner--IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT. Was I the only person on earth not to know this???
And evidently "W" Was Not Amused.
No. Fucking. Shit. Surely Not??
(p.s. this post is devoted to my hubs, who i know will appreciate this more than anyone i know...)